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The Result That No One Fucking Wanted.

February 2, 2021

Getting through this post is going to be tough and it’s probably going to be short. I’m sobbing as I’m typing this. A big fat fucking negative. I was so good. I didn’t test. I got super nauseous Saturday evening, ended up throwing up at dinner. Semi-nauseous the next day. I thought I had to be! No period yet; I have to be pregnant. I’m not. I cheated…

I’m Pregnant Until Proven Otherwise.

January 18, 2021

Someone said that to me and it hit me hard, like I guess I am! So I’m rolling with it. So Friday night mom and I had dinner, did a little gambling, came home early to relax, watch some tv, and then head to bed. Well, I slept for shiiiiiiiit because I was so anxious. But before bed, I used it as a time to manifest the shit…

HSG, blood work, and results, oh my!

July 30, 2019

I apologize for the delay in posts. There was a slight delay in the process moving forward due to waiting for insurance to approve me seeing the fertility Dr. and then approve the procedure and things. This is going be a long one to catch you up on all the things. My initial appointment with Dr. Cindy Duke was amazing. I love that she’s a badass who has…

What to Eat While Trying to Conceive

April 30, 2019

We talked about the shit you have to avoid, so now let’s focus on all the good shit you get to eat and should be eating! So you’re trying to get knocked up, whether by a partner or via donor, and you really want it to stick. Why not eat foods that are known to boost fertility? I’m a lunatic so I’m loading up on all of them…

Foods to Avoid When TTC

April 18, 2019

A 2017 study in the Journal of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics found that many women aren’t eating as well as they should be when they’re expecting a baby, which means they probably aren’t while trying to conceive (TTC) either. Let’s be fucking honest; fast food is the most convenient thing out there. Some shit that’s marketed as healthy are actually full of sugars and other shit you really…

My At-Home Insemination

April 8, 2019

Well, friends, it’s done. I did it. Ahhhh. If you read my blog post about the process, I told you that I got 2 vials for this round of at home inseminations. I chose to do it at home for the first (and hopefully only) round because it could be more comfortable. I could be in my own personal space, in my own bed, with my chosen surroundings.…

Let’s Make a Fuckin Baby!

April 6, 2019

It’s about that time to make a baby. Even though I’m prepped for this, it’s so fucking weird to say that. It’s weird to think that this time next month, I could be pregnant. That this time next year, I could have a 3-month-old. I am trying the first two vials at home because I feel like it’s a more comfortable environment, it can a little more similar…

Societal Norms + Pregnancy

March 30, 2019

There are so many things in pregnancy that are societal norms of what you’re supposed to do. How or when you announce, things you do during your pregnancy, not supposed to call your kid an asshole, etc. I personally, as you obviously know by now, am a completely open book. In this world full of fake influencers, celebrities, and people who severely edit their life only to show…

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